As if spoken to by a higher power a dog goes on a holy pilgrimage to a blessed site where he once found rotisserie chicken.
That’s right, a dog goes on a perilous pilgrimage to a site which felt was consecrated by a power greater than all of us. A power so great it compelled Sawyer a 4-year old Jack Russel Terrier to do something many other dogs may not have had the courage to even attempt.
Sawyer set off from a place of eternal safety, his home, with his owner in tow, annoyingly tugging on the leash from behind. Overcoming unspeakable temptation in the form of seductive smells Sawyer stuck to his mission as if being guided by a power greater than himself.
Fueled by his simple yet powerful faith and drawn ever onward by visions of the glorious bounty that might very well await him.
He dreamed of humble parcels of abandoned bacon to split-open canned hams to the dream of an entire 3-foot length of abandoned Genoa salami, Sawyer marched on, the light of his faith undimmed.
Upon his arrival at the divine location, in line with canine eschatology, Sawyer bowed his head, bent his keen nose to his task, and began to circle and criss-cross the area in hopes of a sign. At press time, it was confirmed that Sawyer’s owners had unsuccessfully attempted to prevent him from consuming the remains of a week-old roast beef sandwich and have rushed him to an emergency animal clinic.
It is understood Sawyer is now recovering from his perilous pilgrimage in the comfort of his own home.